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~*~Vaginas¹ on the Enterprise~*~

Continuing in the theme of my picspam of minor female characters on DS9, it's...

VAGINAS¹ ON THE ENTERPRISE
(and beyoooooond!)
(¹ and beyooooooond vaginas as well, since not every woman has or needs one! This is where I apologize for the cisgender-privileged thinking that went into my title. Not cool.)


Funny thing about Star Trek XI: it's pretty much a brodeo, to use the technical term. We here, being contrary sorts, have made it our business to love and illuminate four women in the movie, only one of whom received any real narrative weight in and of herself. I love that we have done this, as I love the four of them. But another funny thing about Star Trek XI is that it is actually full of women -- they just don't have names or conversations or personalities that we get to hear about. They're there, delivering most of the incidental expository dialogue, pushing the buttons, and making the world look real. They flesh out the story. And because I'm me and this is apparently what I do, I bring some of them to you now. So that they can be seen on their own terms, and so that, I even dare hope, this might inspire us to tell their stories, too.

Star Trek XI and deleted scenes caps by Ariane's Star Trek Gallery, Trekcore, Screenmusings, and in one sad case myself. Title appropriated from affectingly, which is why you should be careful when saying hilarious phrases in my presence.

USS KELVIN



"...hailing decks seven through thirteen, we have confirmed casualties, sir..."



I love seeing a woman (of color!) who is clearly over thirty in a Starfleet position other than token Admiral. (Nothing against admirals, but they are rarely where the action is.) And so she gets two caps to kick this off, because I love her.




Though the composition of this shot seems to indicate Robau is turning to listen to this woman, she actually doesn't have a line. Just chillin', being attacked by Angry Future Romulans, that sort of thing.




In the future, hospital gowns will be exactly the same as they are today (hi Winona! <3), but nurses and/or doctors will have fabulous Joan Holloway-esque sheath dresses.



Or perhaps they can choose a more practical sartorial approach -- similar to the way regular Starfleet female officers can choose any combination of skirt, pants, and long or short sleeves.


VULCAN



Up is down on deleted-scene Vulcan, where the doctor/nurse/midwife/idk wears ear coverings...



...and Amanda, who is swathed in hoods throughout the finished film, doesn't! She is happy, because she is great and her husband's current oddly elfin appearance must be a source of great amusement. Also, baby.




Back in the film proper, this rather precious Vulcan girl recites the formula for a sphere's volume.


IOWA



This fabulous visitor from 1960s London (one can only gather) is a prime example of the blacked-out eye makeup favored by the women of this film; she is also a prime example of dudes having a fight on her bar table. Overall, she seems to be taking it pretty well.




"Sit down or I'll make you sit down."



This woman is such a BAMF in her utter domination of McCoy, and I imagine her to remind him terrifiedly of Jocelyn at her own BAMFiest. Let's all join Jim in his look of awe as she leaves, lens flares of glory trailing in her wake.


SAN FRANCISCO



Fix your gaze slightly right of center -- THAT, my friends, is a female cadet with a shaved head. :DDDD What do you think? Dyke of the future? Apolitical haircut? Something medical? While you ponder, also check out in the far right corner the two "ladies!" Jim calls to when walking down to steps with Bones.




I am happy for the sake of both Gaila's and Jim's characters that this scene was deleted, but visually it is a change.



I mean, I considered using this instead, but people being adorable in their underwear seemed inappropriate. (Just kidding. People can be adorable in their underwear in any picspam of mine any time! SPACE UNDERWEAR PARTY.)




And now is the time when we admire Nyota's stylish yet affordable eminently practical boots.


USS ENTERPRISE



This, according to special features, is Madeline. Madeline is unimpressed by Sulu's initial attempt at ~punching it. Also, she has bronze eyes! I wish there would be more non-humans in this Starfleet, but Madeline is an excellent start.




Remember this blurry nurse whom Jim attempts to charm whilst being dragged leaking through the medbay?



You can see her when he wakes up! Check the pseudohawk! Totes fierce, bb.




Back on the bridge, next to Madeline, there's Hannity, upon whom Pike calls by name to inform him that all the rest of the fleet have dropped out of warp, and out of contact.


NARADA BREAK



What's this?! Could it be... a lady Romulan??!?! Actually, I really can't tell. This particularly troubled extra does not have a line or full body shot for me to judge by (and perhaps it is none of my business). I do know, however, that shaved heads seem standard for male Angry Future Romulans, and this one instead sports a full head of hair pulled into a bun, and also that I would really like there to be a lady Romulan, so there you go.


BACK TO THE ENTERPRISE



This tactical officer is visible throughout the bridge scenes, seated by the edge of the viewscreen to Chekov's right. peri_peteia has proposed she may be our generation's own version of Charlene Masters, an idea I thoroughly endorse.




Originally brought in to woman Sulu's station while he's on the away mission, this girl takes over the Enterprise conn when Chekov leaves to beam Sulu and Kirk up.




Which he does because this lady can't do zat. We will not hold it against her, however!




This science officer warns that the black hole is expanding and minimum safety must be reached. She also flips many switches with great authority.




A Vulcan elder has survived the genocide!




I am hugely glad this scene was cut, as Jimmy T might not have survived his own douchiness had it made the finished product. However, this Orion girl is pretty rad and indicates against fanon that Gaila is the only of her kind in Starfleet, and that is pretty exciting. :D




Kiss aside, Nyota's short black nails were an absolute revelation for me. My obsession with fashion must be obvious by now. Yes, it's fun and pretty to look at. (Space underwear!) But moreover, in a movie fandom, sometimes visual clues are all we have to work with -- we learn about the cultures depicted by their fashions, and we learn about these women by the way they choose to present themselves. That Nyota keeps her nails neat but subversive tells me something about her. And these are the details that make a picspam worth making.


NARADA AGAIN



We've all spent a moment or a million gnashing our teeth over Amanda and Winona. But I think it's worth a moment to also contemplate the most egregiously fridged and objectified woman in all of Star Trek XI.



Maybe she has a story, too.
Tags: canon: aos, character: amanda, character: gaila, character: hannity, character: madeline, character: mandana, character: ofc, character: slater, character: uhura, character: winona, creative: picspam
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liminalliz

November 30 2009, 14:31:29 UTC 3 years ago

YOUR PICSPAMS ARE THE BEST.

sainfoin_fields

November 30 2009, 14:35:04 UTC 3 years ago

I TRY. I REALLY DO. (this was like a week in the making, sheeeshhhhh)

<3333333

redbrunja

3 years ago

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sainfoin_fields

November 30 2009, 14:49:46 UTC 3 years ago

Thank you! \o/ And all the shoes in that scene make me twitch a little with shoelust, it's true.

asim

3 years ago

peri_peteia

November 30 2009, 14:44:09 UTC 3 years ago

HGJSHKJAHKSJ ALLLLLL OF MY FAVORIIIIIIITES

BB VULCAN GIRL

AND SHAVED HEAD CADET

AND NURSE FAUXHAWK

AND HANNITY THE LESBIAN

AND LADY ROMULAN WHO I DIDN'T SEE UNTIL THE EXTRAS AND WHO I COULD NOT FIND IN THE MOVIE AJHKJL

AND CHARLEEEEEENE AJHKJLK



p.s. omfg nyota's boots and nails (FACT I HEARD SOMEWHERE: NYOTA'S NAILS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY DARK RED!)

peri_peteia

November 30 2009, 14:49:11 UTC 3 years ago

ALSO OMFG HADLEY THE SCIENCE OFFICER WHO I NAMED THAT IN MY FIC AND WHO TRIES TO BE SPOCK'S FREN IN THE CAFETERIA *___*

I did not mean to forget her. I WAS VERKLEMPT.

malo_malo

November 30 2009, 14:47:36 UTC 3 years ago

This is a super excellent picsgasm.

And I liked your emphasis on their fashion choices, because it is interesting and, unfortunately, some of the only things that we know about them and what their personalities may be like.

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 06:54:58 UTC 3 years ago

Thanks! Hee, picsgasm. For a moment there I thought I was having an unprecedented bout of dyslexia.

starsandgraces

November 30 2009, 14:48:08 UTC 3 years ago

This picspam is amazing! I love the Charlene Masters theory, especially. :D

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 06:56:35 UTC 3 years ago

Thank you! She is one of my favorites, so having a name for her is important, y'know.

saturn_shumba

November 30 2009, 14:57:30 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  November 30 2009, 14:58:57 UTC

I looooved random 60's bar girl, aka futuristic Dusty Springfield.

You touched on one of the things I really liked about the design of the film: every girl had her own distinct look and fashion sensibility. That was especially cool with the Starfleet officers, since they were all wearing the same uniform, yet managed to achieve their own little unique look. Uhura's nails were a superb touch, but I especially loved the hint of her other awesome boots underneath her bed. SHE'S A GIRL WHO LOVES HER BOOTS. Even Gaila's underwear was awesomely fashionable (to join in on the underwear party).

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 06:59:00 UTC 3 years ago

I am losing it because I thought I replied to this comment hours ago BUT APPARENTLY NOPE, JUST LOSING IT. Uhura's boot collection is fantastic, in any case.

elektra_lyte

November 30 2009, 15:24:18 UTC 3 years ago

I totally love Lt. Siddown because she did make McCoy sit down, without laying a finger on him! :D Sometimes, in that fanfic that I never seem to write, I imagine that she's the nu!Number 1, instead of an anonymous flight officer.

possibly_thrice

December 1 2009, 01:38:26 UTC 3 years ago

HI AND ALSO: YOU ARE A GENIUS.

saavikam77

November 30 2009, 15:25:32 UTC 3 years ago

Awesome picspam!! \O/ I watched the movie and the deleted stuff the other day, and was just wishing we could get longer shots and more backstory on all the women that are just seen and/or named in passing. So this just hit the spot perfectly!

I so love how all these women really show IDIC, with their different uniforms, hair, species/races, and other variations. :D So very cool. ^____^

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 07:02:12 UTC 3 years ago

I'm so happy it fulfills that need for you! :D

illariy

November 30 2009, 15:28:51 UTC 3 years ago

Yay, ladies! I loved seeing them in various positions, in the sciences and driving the car ship even, and this picspam really reminded me of that. Thanks for sharing it! :D

Now, TPTB, we'd like to see more ladies in the limelight, too. \o/

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 07:04:22 UTC 3 years ago

YES TPTB, LISTEN TO THIS COMMENT!

But chicks driving the Enterprise is pretty exciting on its own, for now.

thistlerose

November 30 2009, 15:34:27 UTC 3 years ago

Maybe she has a story, too.

I bet she does. Do we even know her name?

I read somewhere that there is a female Romulan on the Narada, so that must be her! Awesome. I love your picspams; they're always so inspirational.

skywaterblue

November 30 2009, 16:38:47 UTC 3 years ago

Article about the female Romulan by ONTD_ST:

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/893366.html?page=1#comments

haikitteh

3 years ago

vega_ofthe_lyre

November 30 2009, 15:35:04 UTC 3 years ago

This is a FABULOUS post. Every time I rewatch the movie I'm always peering at the extras to keep tally of what the lady-folks are doing and what combination of uniform they have on. So this is AWESOME ♥

sainfoin_fields

December 1 2009, 07:35:06 UTC 3 years ago

Thank you, I am thrilled to help!

rubynye

November 30 2009, 15:47:26 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  December 1 2009, 12:46:49 UTC

This picspam filled me with utter joy. I squeed at the women on the Kelvin, the Reboot! Charlene Masters (not since she and I share a hairstyle), the pilot with the afropoof (whom I desperately want to write about) and Uhura's black nailpolish and, well, every one of them. I love not!Gaila, and I love seeing Gaila in clothes (not that I don't love seeing her out of them) despite how cringeworthy both scenes are, and I adore every single still you've put here. You even showed me two women I didn't notice (the Romulan woman and the shaven cadet) as well as reminding me that I owe Lt. Siddown a name and a story.

And oh, Mandana, Nero's fridged wife. I wrote a little about her, because yes, I think she has a story too.

This is a picspam of glory and a joy forever.

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 01:36:53 UTC 3 years ago

Mandana! Thank you for telling me her name. :) I'm very happy to bring the joy.

hook_and_line

November 30 2009, 15:50:25 UTC 3 years ago

oh my god, the Cadet to Jim's right is loling so hard at McCoy getting told in that cap of the BAMF officer. Excellent.

This is so great! Thank you for taking the time to compile and share! <3

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 01:39:42 UTC 3 years ago

McCoy getting told is justly hilarious, so there should be plenty of lolz to go around. Thank you!

chaletian

November 30 2009, 15:54:26 UTC 3 years ago

THAT IS AN AWESOME, AWESOME PICSPAM! I SALUTE YOU.

*SALUTES*

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 01:40:33 UTC 3 years ago

SALUTES RIGHT BACK.

dsudis

November 30 2009, 16:07:42 UTC 3 years ago

YAY LADIES! FUCK YEAH, THEY'RE AWESOME! And so are you, for finding them all and putting this together! ♥

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 07:00:57 UTC 3 years ago

GIRLS IN SPACE FUCK YEAH! Thank you <3

evewithanapple

November 30 2009, 17:23:47 UTC 3 years ago

Jimmy T might not have survived his own douchiness had it made the finished product

F'REALS.

I live for the hope that XII will contain Rand and Chapel. We know Chapel's there, but we did not SEE her, and that IRKS me.

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 07:02:21 UTC 3 years ago

The bright side to not having seen Chapel, I feel, is that now they have all this time to cast her with somebody brilliant. Maybe they just ran out of time before? ;)

originalpuck

November 30 2009, 18:14:02 UTC 3 years ago

THIS IS AWESOME! I'm unbelievably excited to find out more about some of these woman, to imagine my own stories for them, to find other people's stories with them. YAY!

sainfoin_fields

December 2 2009, 07:03:16 UTC 3 years ago

I'm so excited that you're excited! my evil plan comes to fruition! :D

biichan

November 30 2009, 18:51:39 UTC 3 years ago

AWESOME PICSPAM. I love that there's a Nurse with a fauxhawk and I kind of want to pretend that she's Chapel, because Chapel with a fauxhawk would be fierce.

(Also, like everyone else, I'm totally convinced the Vulcan Elder woman is T'Pau.)

This fabulous visitor from 1960s London (one can only gather)

... I'm just going to pretend she's Polly from B&W-era Doctor Who now ;)

tallycola

November 30 2009, 19:31:55 UTC 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure she IS Chapel - Chapel has an offscreen line ("Yes doctor"?) when McCoy tells her to get something for Kirk. I'm *pretty* sure it's that scene, right after he wakes up, though I might be wrong. Haven't got my copy yet!

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tallycola

3 years ago

cleo2584

November 30 2009, 18:57:00 UTC 3 years ago

Best. Picspam. Ever.

whystherum

November 30 2009, 19:10:08 UTC 3 years ago

She also flips many switches with great authority.

lmao

thank you for this, I mised quite a few of those on the first viewing. So much fanfic fodder (so sad they have to be explored in fanfic rather than on the big screen. again)

joyeuses

November 30 2009, 19:13:01 UTC 3 years ago

I want to think that Nurse Fauxhawk is actually Chapel, because...seriously, that would be fierce, and we already know she likes her hairstyles crazy. I really like your point about Nyota and her nails, too.

This picspam makes me want to write drabbles about each of these characters. ♥

calicokat

November 30 2009, 19:25:45 UTC 3 years ago

The ensign who warns about the black hole and flips switches with great authority is Ensign Victoria Slater.

peri_peteia

November 30 2009, 23:20:23 UTC 3 years ago

OMG! She has a name?!?!

Hahaha. Is it ridiculous that I now want to go fix her name in the fic in which I used her?

calicokat

3 years ago

tallycola

November 30 2009, 19:32:28 UTC 3 years ago

I loved this picspam!!! *hugs it*

arefadedaway

November 30 2009, 19:49:38 UTC 3 years ago

This brought me more joy than I can possibly express. THANK YOU. <3333

betweenthebliss

November 30 2009, 20:11:39 UTC 3 years ago

this is the awesomest picspam i've seen in ages. i love fauxhawk nurse and would be lying if i said i didn't plan on basing chapel off her in my next fic. XD awesome addition to this comm, thanks so much for posting!
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